i would have been your daddy

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

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collegehumor:

dorkly:

Don Mattrick’s First Draft of the Xbox One Update Announcement

Microsoft really needs a PR team.

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

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lilbfan:

how many weight watchers points is eating dick?

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ruinscape:

my kind of music

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p1ants:

ot0koyo:

p1ants:

people have drawn characters all over the leaves in the park, i wish i knew what they said!

“Fuck your cunthole”.

oh

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